Chiefs Fans Try To Name A Single Taylor Swift Song

“‘Monkey Got Your Dick (Taylor’s Version)’?”

“I want to say…‘Mouth For War’?”

“‘Cowboys From Hell’?”

“‘I’m Going To Kill And Eat Travis Kelce’?”

“There’s probably one called, like, ‘Breakup.’”

“Sorry, I only know Sabrina Carpenter songs.”

“Oh, hey! Yeah, interesting question to ask me as a Chiefs fan. Unfortunately, I just drunkenly headbutted a police officer, so I’m currently being shoved into a squad car, but I hope you have a wonderful afternoon!”

“She does a great parody of ‘American Pie’ all about Star Wars.”

“Oh, I hope there’s a song about bugs!”

“Can I name a Brad Pitt song instead?”

“I think I saw her open for the Dead in ’79, but she played more of a free-form improvisational jam than a specific set list.”

“Who cares? She’s no Dave Van Ronk.”

“If she doesn’t have an infectious pop cover of the Monday Night Football theme song recorded and charting by the Chiefs’ Monday night game against the Eagles on Nov. 20, Travis must break up with her.”

“‘That’s easy. ‘Buttons,’ from when she was a member of the Pussycat Dolls.”

“‘Don’t Refresh That Google Doc (Refresh That Google Doc)’ from the era when she was dating Larry Page.”

“Didn’t she write the national anthem?”

“I don’t follow her or listen to her music, but I somehow know all the lyrics to ‘Shake It Off’ and ‘All Too Well.’”

“Wait. She’s a singer?”

“You think just because I’m a Chiefs fan, I don’t know who Taylor Swift is? I know her entire discography. I know everyone in her squad. I know what city she was born in, her parents names and ages, her current location, and her exact age down to the second. She’s 33 years, nine months, three weeks, six days, 10 hours, three minutes, and 36 seconds. Next.”

“‘Untitled Overrated Song (Taylor’s Version).’”

“I’m pretty sure she has one called ‘John Mayer Is A Pedophile.’”