The rise of massive annual wildfires and hurricanes around the U.S. has shone a spotlight on whether certain areas of the country will be habitable in the future, a reality that would reshape America in many ways. The Onion looks at the effects of future climate change migration.
Effects Of Future Climate Change Migration
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Thirty percent of populace fleeing from wildfires in rearview mirror at any given time.
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Real estate companies begin listing all property as “potential beachfront.”
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Creates tighter, more efficient radius for Amazon to deliver packages to.
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At least one big tech guy tries building an underwater town.
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Government officials overwhelmed trying to deport both international and American refugees.
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Resurgence in freight-hopping folk singers.
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Politicians devoting increased attention to gerrymandering newly populated areas.
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Decreased use of positive fire metaphors in future poems.
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Residence decisions based solely on preference for wet or dry suffering.
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Colorado more or less the same.
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